Is it awful when you realise that if your significant other were to die today, you wouldn’t be that broken up about it? Or just a relationship reality check?
When you think about the scenario and your first thought is ‘how will I replace that income stream?’
Worse, when the second thought is ‘how long will I have to wait before its socially okay to date again without seeming like I had something to do with their death?’.
I watch too many procedurals.
Whenever I see a morbidly obese man with their young child, I think to myself: ‘How the hell is he getting laid and I’m not?!!’
my life…
my job…
my tumblr…
Perhaps should attend to at least one of those.
Walkin’ fast on East 61st.
How do you get out when you’ve got no place to go? Feeling like I should be doing pushups in the rain.
Waiting in the aptly named corral at the start of the race.
Moo……
I like smart people.
You can make some snarky, off-handed random comment and they totally get it without explanation.
I hate when I say something witty and the only person around is a dumb ass who I have to explain the joke.
Total buzz kill and waste of a swag moment.
New Orleans breakfast
I could really use one of these right now.
The band at the Fat Catz bar taking requests. NoLA
The house that George built
My father sent me a message the day before my birthday because he said he was going to be busy at a softball game on my birthday.
I feel I need to enumerate all the levels of fail in this scenario:
But no… I’m not bitter. Much.
So, end of days is upon us…
Is it bad if I don’t do laundry because there are more important things to do?
Or will my laziness for not doing laundry be a mark against me and cause me to not be amongst the chosen.
But then if I’m not going to be saved, why the fuck should I bother to clean clothes?
Because mom always said wear clean underwear in case of an accident.
Or the apocalypse.
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Media madness - working next to Ground Zero has it’s druthers. Can’t wait until these parasites leave again.
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